Yet More Molecules with
Grenville Turner emailed me to say that the name geologists give to a rock
or mineral which is impossible to identify is Fubarite, since 'fubar'
is the notorious acronym (f**ked up beyond all recognition). And similarly,
Kay Dekker emailed me to say that he wished that some geologist or
mineralogist called Webbs would get out there and discover 'Webbsite'. Also,
Heather Wood tells me that geologists give the name 'leverites' to a
rocks that have nothing interesting to distinguish them and only take up room
in your backpack. A typical exchange:
New Student: What's this?
Smart-ass Professor: A leverite.
New Student: A leverite?
Smart-ass Professor: If I were you, I'd leave 'er right there.
Metallurgists are also great ones for naming a material, or variant, as something-ite. Classic examples are various forms of steel, Austenite (face centre cubic crystal form, discovered by Austen), ferrite (normal room-temperature body centered cubic form), pearlite (it looks like mother of pearl, but only if viewed through a low quality microscope, such as was the best available in late Victorian/early 20th century times), Bainite and Martensite (different distributions of iron carbide in ferrite, produced by different heat treatments).
When a steel has been heat-treated wrongly, the result is usually a complex (and useless) mixture of at least two of Martensite, Bainite and pearlite. In some labs, these mixed structures are occasionally referred to as "Bagashite" or "Pileashite", though never when the customer is visiting.
Metallurgist 1: (looking through microscope at the suspect piece of metal) "Well, its not the tempered Martensite that the spec. says it should be."
Metallurgist 2: "So what is it then?"
Met 1: "I think it's Bagashite. Here, you take a look, what do you think?"
"Crockashite" has also been proposed as a generic name for new
wonder materials for which poorly substantiated, purely theoretical or
somewhat optimistic claims are made. For example:
"Of course all this will be superceded when nanotube composites become available"
"True, but that does pre-suppose that it's possible to produce quality nanotubes, in quantity, and at the right price. Until then, its just Crockashite."
And similarly, Darren Sydenham told me that in Australia the government tertiary education classes were nicknamed 'tech' by the students. In Geology lessons, when asking their lab supervisor about the mineral Tectonite, the students would ask 'Do we have tectonite?'. If the answer was no, they'd all go home!
Eddie Luzik also emailed me to say that in the 1998-9 edition of the Aldrich chemical catalogue there was a strange set of index headers on some pages. These index headers just contain a shortened version of the first chemical name on that page, for ease of searching. On pages 1579, 1580 and 1581 there is tetraKISME, tetraKISSU and then tetrALONE. Maybe this has some deeper meaning for the state of chemists' dating skills... (The full names of the molecules are: [1,2,3,4-Tetrakis(methoxy-carbonyl)-1,3-butadiene-1,4-dyl]palladium, 5,10,15,20-Tetrakis(4-sulfonatophenyl)-21H,23H-porphine manganese(III), and Tetralone. Unfortunately, in the new edition of the catalogue these molecules appear lower down the pages, so they no longer appear in the headers...).
Bill Edmonds told me that Texas A&M University has an acid named after it, called tamuic acid. It's a good job Cambridge University Nano-Technology centre hasn't got a molecule named after it yet...
Naomi Lipsky emailed me and said that she'd once had the good fortune to attend a talk by Sir Hans Krebs. He said one of the questions he oftens gets is: how did he know the Krebs Cycle turned clockwise?
Tavi searched through the Online Mendelian Inheritance in Man database of proteins, and found the following proteins: relaxin, survivin, fidgetin, fukutin, antiquitin, mortalin, prohibitin, herculin, giantin, orphanin, semaphorin, arrestin, defensin, recoverin, cabin, rabin, rasputin, and aladin. And Mark Isaak told me of another protein called stargazin which derives from mutant epileptic mice that just lie and their backs and stare at the stars... Rob Towart also told me of another protein called dynamitin [ref: J. Biol. Chem. 282 (2007) 19355] that disassembles (i.e. blows up) a multiprotein complex. There's also a protein involved in brain development which has been given the name homer after that famous intellectual Homer Simpson.
Similarly, Jan Linders tells me that stingins are peptides derived from bee venom, while Rob Towart found a nice protein called collapsin. He asked whether that was a protein found in cheap Spanish wine, which in Scotland is known as "vino collapso" (for obvious reasons, including the quantity consumed).
And Professor Anthony Nicholls gave me a link to the Apoptosis Glossary, which is full of weirdly named proteins. Apoptosis is a Greek word meaning 'the dropping of leaves from a tree'. It describes the common morphological changes that characterize the process of cellular self-destruction. The site has many strange names for these proteins and enzymes, including: Bad, Boo, CARDIAK, Casper, CLAP, DEDD, MADD, SODD, TANK, TRAMP, TRANCE, and TWEAK, to name but a few.
and Joe Fortey found some more involved in blood clotting called: tissue factor, convertin, preconvertin, accelerin, thrombomodulin, stuart and christmas.
and Duncan Wiles found a protein which when absent from the plant Arabidopsis results in an altered leaf morphology. For this reason (and probably also for a laugh) its discoverers' termed it Knobhead.
and Helen Webb and Shane Liddelow told me that recently a new kinase enzyme
was identified and was called "JAK", which actually stands for JAnus
Kinase (named after the 2-faced God Janus since it has two
phosphate-transferring domains. Some biochemists also say that JAK stands for
"just another kinase".
- and similarly, Leon Mathiasen from Arhus University found that in winemaking, lactic acid bacteria is known as LAB...so you can put chemicals into your lab, and put LAB into your chemicals.
- and Matthew Nowak of Penn State Uni reminded me about the molecule NAD, which is a funny acronym for unprotinated form of nicotinadmide adenine dinucleotide. It's used in tons of biological reactions as a proton acceptor or donor. (For those of you who don't get the joke, NAD is English slang for testicle).
- and Lily Zhou told me about 2 buffers called MOPS (3-(N-morpholino)propanesulfonic acid) and PIPES (piperazine-N,N'-bis-[2-ethanesulfonic acid]), which are presumably used in cleaning...
- and Brooke Richardson tells me of another called CHAPS (3-[(3-Cholamidopropyl)dimethylammonio]-1-propanesulfonate)... I assume these are the CHAPS that use the MOPS to clean the PIPES...
- and J.J. Keating tells me of yet another called DIM (diindolylmethane) which is a naturally occurring compound found in vegetables such as broccoli, cauliflower and cabbage.
- and Arjen van Doorn told me of a gene called called the RING gene, which stands for Really Interesting New Gene.
For those of you wishing to wear your favoutire molecule as an item of jewelery, the website 'Made with Molecules' is the place to go. Here you can buy necklaces, bracelets, cufflinks and pendants (see photo, right) made fom silver and gold, shaped into the structures of molecules such as capsaicin (chilli), theobromine (chocolate), caffeine, etc. Other companies, such as Dopamine Jewelry, sell pieces made from microscopic photos of "behavior-altering chemicals" like acetylcholine and Chablis, while The DNA Store offers gold double-helix earrings and an enamel X chromosome pin, and DNA Stuff features double-helix bracelets and gold helix tie-tacks. [Thanks to Jan Linders for these links].
Leon Mathiasen from the University of Aarhus, Denmark, tells me that a famous organic reaction is called the Smiles Rearrangment (right), and organic chemists use it to cheer themselves up after a hard day in the lab.
Shadowfox told me a rather rude anecdote: He overheard someone asking what dicumyl peroxide was, and someone muttered: "It's semen after wiping it off a fake blonde's hair!"
Within the field of fragrance chemicals there are many strange names, although most of them tradenames. One example told to me by Bo Jensen is 'Montaverdi' for 3(Z)-hexenyl-cyclopropylcarboxylate, marketed by International Flavors and Fragrances. The explanation is that this ester has a fresh, green odor, and that the market abounds with green-smelling chemicals, each with a 'green' tradename. So how to give it a novel green-sounding name? Although Monteverdi was a composer, his name also means 'green mountain'. Voila!
Jan Linders told me of an article about a Korean chemical company who are about to market a new drug called Zydena to treat erectile dysfunction. The company's name is Dong-A! You wouldn’t expect that this company would develop anything else...
Brandi Baros from Allegheny College, Meadville, PA., told me that she did her graduate work in the lab of Roger Hendrix, who is well-known in the bacteriophage (viruses that infect bacteria) circles for having a sense of humour to go with his great science. Going along with the convention that functional chunks of nucleic acid usually have names ending in -on (for example, the coding group of 3 DNA or RNA bases is a codon, while a group of related genes in bacteria that are translated at once is the operon, and the entirety of DNA that a bacterium replicates is the replicon; in eukaryotes we have the expressed gene sequences known as exons that are interrupted by the intruding introns), he came up with a new name for an odd phenomenon in bacteriophage genomes. He found related phages where one phage's genome had odd insertions than made them have more DNA in certain places than the other phages in the related group. Since these insertions seemed to be somewhat random but caused the phage to have more DNA than its cousins, the insertion was named a "moron". The reference for the paper is: J. Mol. Biol. 299 (2000) 27, from which we get the quote: "To provide a simple way to refer to these DNA segments, we propose to give them the name, moron, to indicate the fact that when one is present in the genome there is more DNA than when it is not present."
Richard Irwin says that an ingredient in many of performance enhancing drinks could be called smartallic or i-nos-it-ol.
And Ken Ruiz emailed me to say that he always found it difficult to tell his wife, Lynne, of his feelings towards her, without thinking he'd had come across a new member of the Penicillin family: I-luv-u-lin.
And on the subject of fictitious names for molecules, Tim Rickard tells me that the fanciful name for the molecule shown on the left, below, is 'doggycene', while David Schmidt tells me that the molecule in the middle should be called 'kermitinol' or 'peroxykermit' after Kermit the Frog. John Perkins told me that when he walked into the lab at Stanford one morning, the Dewar benzene derivative, labelled 'musicstandadiene' (below, right) was written on the whiteboard. He still doesn't know whether anyone has ever made it!
Dr John Moody from the University of Plymouth, told me that nitric oxide donors are called NONOates of which a good example is spermine NONOate. And he also told me about some nonionic detergents which go by the names of Triton X-100, Lubrol PX, Tween 80 and Brij 35.
Stephen Ashworth from UEA emailed me to say that he has a reagent in his lab called Wanklyn's soap. It was supplied by BDH, and according to the label is flammable and has one degree of hardness! Wanklyn's Soap is an ethanolic solution of some soap which was formerly used to test for water hardness. Thus we have the Wanklyn Scale which was in competition with the Clarke scale.
And on a similar animal theme, M. Farooq emailed me with a copy of an article entitled "Old MacDonald Named a Compound: Branched Enynenynols" that was originally published in the J. Chem. Ed. 74 (1997) 782, about what would happen if 'Old MacDonald' were a chemist, and made molecules that have the shapes of animals. Some are shown below.
Tometomo Hamaguchi, a chemistry student at York University, emailed me to
say that a standard technique in NMR spectroscopy is called Spin Echo
Correlated (or Correlation) SpectroscopY, or SECSY for short. Moreover,
Lily Zhou from Michigan University told me that COrrelated SpectroscopY is
COSY, FOldover Corrected Correlation SpectroscopY is called
FOCSY, Nuclear Overhauser Enhancement SpectroscopY is NOESY, and
Insensitive Nuclei Enhanced by Polarization Transfer is INEPT. And Tom
Bisschops tells me that there is another NMR experiment which goes by the name
INADEQUATE (Incredible Natural Abundance Double Quantum Transfer
Experiment), while Eric Winegar says there's even one called PENIS
(Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy). This means you can have
FOCSY NMR technicians sitting in their COSY labs creating SECSY spectra for
you, while the nearby NOESY, INEPT professor examines his INADEQUATE PENIS...
There's also a link to a list of crazy NMR acronyms, which include: BIRD, CAMELSPIN, CHIRP, CRAMPS, DIGGER, DOUBTFUL, FLOPSY, FUCOUP, GRASP, GROPE, HOHAHA, PRESS, STEAM, STUD, SUSAN, WATERGATE, and WURST.
J.J. Keating from University College Cork in Ireland told me of another superb name for a chemical process, ROMP, short for 'Ring Opening Metathesis Polymerization' [M.E. Piotti, Curr. Opinion in Solid State and Mater. Sci. 4, (1999) 539]. It's used to split open olefinic rings, thereby relieving the bond strain, to make long-chained polymers. So, if the molecular ring in question was an arsole, we'd have...wait for it... a strained arsole ROMP resulting in ring splitting!
But I think the best acronym of all for a scientific technique was sent to me by Charlie Bond. It's for Angle-Resolved Spin-Polarised Inverse Photoemission Spectroscopy, or ARSPIPES for short! If you don't believe me, see: Surf. Sci. 377-379 (1997) 229.
And on a related theme, David Louis Proctor from Cornell University tells
me that in the field of femtosecond laser spectroscopy, there is a is a family
of techniques which allow the measurement of the pulse using a copy of the
pulse as a measuring tool. The first of these techniques is Frequency Resolved
Optical Gating, or FROG. Another
version is GRating-Eliminated No-nonsense Observation of Ultrafast Incident
Laser Light E-fields (GRENOUILLE, which is French for frog).
And similarly, James Landon tells me that the world of Computational chemistry uses the 'qp matrix' in the calculation of certain molecular dynamics problems. Since 'qp' sounds like Kewpie (the doll maker), the algorithm is called the DOLLS algorithm. This is taken a step further, with the reverse process giving rise to the SLLOD algorithm.
Eric Kaufman from North Carolina State University sent me this reference to a ruthenium compound known short-hand as Ru(Tris)BiPy-on-a-stick (pronounced Rew-Tris-Bip-e on a stick). The picture from the paper must be one of the most suggestive molecular pictures in any Chemistry Journal. [Ref: S.H. Toma, et al, Inorg. Chem. 43 (2004) 3521.]
Charles Turner pointed out that Gerti Cori received the Nobel Prize for her work on carbohydrate metabolism and became the third woman and first American woman to do so. In 2008, the US Post Office recognized her (along with Edwin Hubble, Linus Pauling, and John Bardeen) on a postage stamp, showing her portrait and a molecule, the Cori ester, she discovered. They decided to go ahead and issue the stamp despite the fact that there is an error in the chemical formula for the molecule. In case you haven't spotted it, the error is that the bond to the phosphate group should go to the first O, not the second.
Malcolm Farmer suggested that linoleic acid might be an unsaturated
fatty acid extracted from old floor coverings. Actually, this isn't so far
fetched, since linoleum is made from linseed oil and finely ground cork, you
probably could extract linoleic acid from it.
He also said that as an example of the odd organisms that people screen for when looking for new antibiotics (e.g. Streptomyces for streptomycin, Ascomycetes for ascomycin, etc), we have the antibiotic compound rapamycin. It isn't, unfortunately, derived from the ground up practitioners of a particularly annoying musical genre, but from a soil fungus first discovered on Easter Island (Rapa Nui).
Ian Livingstone told me about the soapy molecule called saponin, which he remembered from his school days, together with the question "what's saponin"?
I recently read a paper that thanked an American Foundation for funding the work. It was called the John and Fannie Hertz Foundation. Fannie Hertz!...you couldn't make it up!
A recent paper [S. Belot, A. Massaro, A. Tenti, A. Mordini, A. Alexakison, Org. Lett. (2008)] about enantioselective reactions showed that water/alcohol mixtures were excellent solvents for these reactions...so they tried a lot of different variants of these, including beer and wine! The table showing their 'solvent optimisation' is shown on the right.
Joerg Heim emailed me to say that a very well known german Drosophila geneticist (name omitted for discretion) told him once that he prefers to name the most ugly/lethal mutants after lab-personnel, and the nice ones after his wife (and several nicknames). Charles Turner also found a whole load of genes that have been given silly names, including:
and he also found the following in Harper's Magazine (June 2002):
"From Flybase, a database of fruit-fly genes maintained by a consortium of research institutions. The genes were named by the researchers who discovered them. Convention suggests that if the genes' human counterparts are discovered, they will be given the same names:
aloof, always early, amontillado, bang senseless, bang sensitive, bride of sevenless, brother of odd with entrails limited, bumper-to-bumper, couch potato, crack, crossbronx, Daughter killer, daughter of sevenless, Deadpan, deathknell, Dinty, disco-related, dog of glass, effete, eggroll, enoki mushroom, escargot, ether a go-go, fear-of-intimacy, fuzzy onions, genghis khan, glass bottom boat, Godzilla, Grunge, gut feeling, helter-skelter, he's not interested, hoi-polloi, In dunce, inebriated, jekyll and hyde, just odd knobs, ken and barbie, king tubby, klingon, ladybird early, ladybird late, lemming, Lesbian, long island expressway, maelstrom, Malvolio, members only, mozzarella, naked cuticle, nanking, okra, out at first, oxen, pacman, papillote, pentagon, pugilist, quagmire, quick-to-court, redtape, Revolute, roadkill, rolling stone, sawtooth, scab, scott of the antarctic, scruin like at the midline, sevenless, Sex lethal, shank, similar to Deadpan, singles bar, slamdance, spotted dick, stranded at second, super sex combs, Thor, thousand points of light, Trailer hitch, vibrator, viking."
On the same theme, Phill Baker from the University of New Mexico told me about a gene that he worked on in his lab called TINA1, which was named after the undergraduate student Tina Nguyen who was responsible for a large part of the data collected on that gene.
Also, Joe Bobich told me about a particular mutated protein (later called dynamin) in a fruit fly, which was named with an appropriate Japanese word; shibire. However, the Japanese was chosen so that the temperature sensitive form of the "shi" mutation would have to be named shits. (See for example, Guha et al. J. Cell Sci. 116, (2003) 3373-3386.)
And Charles Turner found this article about a newly discovered element:
A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element tentatively has been named "Corporatium." Corporatium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Corporatium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Corporatium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Corporatium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Corporatium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Corporatium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."
You will know it when you see it...
[There's another version of this, where the densest element is called "Bushcronium", with symbol "Du" for "Dubya". The rest of the article is the same, but then the following is added at the end]:
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium (Fx),
an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as
incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many
The "nucular" reaction alluded to below, where Du combines with Foxnewsium when bombarded by a moron beam yields:
Du + m (morons) + Fx = DumFx
which is sometimes phonetically pronounced to describe the nature of the isodope produced.
Also, Alain Gottcheiner told me that the element strontium causes amusement in Dutch-speaking countries since in Dutch, 'stront' means 'turd'. It was actually named after the the village of "Strontian" in Scotland, where it was discovered. I wonder if the inhabitants of that village know what the village's name means in Dutch...? In fact, Alan Jackson emailed me to give further info about the name. Strontian - Sron an t-Sithein - means "The Fairy's Nose", the 'Nose' being a peninsula into Loch Suinart. The mineral was discovered in a mine within the nose, back in the days when miners used pickaxes. Therefore Strontium was the only element to have been discovered by picking someone's nose!
Still on the subject of elements, Charles Turner also told me about some examples of element etymology, taken from Isaac Asimov's "Book of Facts":
It would be improper for a scientist to name a discovery after
himself. Thus, when the French chemist Paul Emile Lecoq de Boisbaudran
discovered a new element in 1874 he named it "gallium" after Gallia, the
Latin name for what is now France. However, le coq is "the rooster" in
French, and gallus is "rooster" in Latin. There is at least a suspicion that
Lecoq de Boisbaudran was doing a little crowing on his own.
Only one of the eighty-one stable chemical is named after a human being. It is gadolinium, which is named for a Finnish chemist, Johan Gadolin, who first studied the minerals from which no less than fourteen elements, including gadolinium, were isolated.
Four of the chemical elements are after the hamlet of Ytterby near Stockholm, where the minerals containing them were first located. The elements are erbium, terbium, yttrium, and ytterbium. In contrast, France, Germany, Russia, and the United States have one element apiece named in their honor. They are francium (and also gallium, see above), germanium, ruthenium, and americium. Alas, Great Britain has none...except for maybe strontium which, as Sheila Glidewell pointed out to me, was named after the Scottish town Strontian, in the Argyllshire district, where strontium carbonate mineral was first identified in the late 18th century.
Charles Turner also told me about British born neurologist Oliver Sacks' boyhood memoir "Uncle Tungsten - Memories of a Chemical Boyhood". Here are a couple of quotes concerning the proposed names for elements that are amusing:
"In addition to the hundred-odd names of existing elements, there
were at least twice that number for elements that never made it, elements
imagined or claimed to exist on the basis of unique chemical or
spectroscopic characteristics, but later found to be known elements or
mixtures: "alabamine", "bohemium"... I was oddly moved by these fictional
elements and their names, especially the starry ones. The most beautiful, to
my ears, were "aldebaranium" and "cassiopeium" (Auer's names for elements
that actually existed, ytterbium and lutetium) and "denebium," for a
mythical rare earth. There had been a "cosmium" and "neutronium" ("element
0"), too, to say nothing of "archonium," "asterium," "aetherium," and the
Ur-element "anodium," from which all the other elements supposedly were
Other obsolete or discredited names also referred to actual elements:thus the magnificent "jargonium," an element supposedly present in zircons and zirconium ores, was most probably the real element hafnium."
"Although elements 93 and 94, neptunium and plutonium, were created in 1940, their existence was not made public until after the war. They were given provisional names, when they were first made, of "extremium" and "ultimium," because it was thought impossible that any heavier elements would ever be made. Elements 95 and 96, however were created in 1944. Their discovery was not made public in the usual way---in a letter to NATURE, or at a meeting of the Chemical Society---but during a children's radio quiz show in November 1945, during which a twelve-year-old boy asked, "Mr. Seaborg, have you made any more elements lately?"
Charles Turner also told me that, according to the November 2005 issue of Discover magazine, Seaborg named his newly discovered element 94 Pluto after the recently discovered (and even more recently demoted) planet Pluto. "Seaborg chose the letters Pu as a joke, which passed without notice into the periodic table." (Since PEEEE-YEEWWW is an interjection indicating a bad stench).
Staying with Seaborg(ium), not only was [Glenn] Seaborg the first living scientist to have an element named after him, he was the only person who could have received mail addressed only in elements: Seaborgium, Lawrencium (for the Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory where he still works), Berkelium, Californium, Americium. But don't forget the zip code." - Jeffrey Winters, Discover Magazine, January 1998. Kay Dekker recently pointed out to me that Seaborg isn't alone in being able to be addressed by elements: Čve Curie (Marie and Pierre's younger daughter) could almost certainly have been reached after World War II in Paris, where she was the co-publisher of the Paris-Press newspaper, with the address "Curium, Lutetium, Francium". Curium had been discovered in 1944; lutetium was named after Lutetia, the Latin name for Paris, and Francium was named after France.
...and also on the theme of element names, this is from the online encyclopedia Wikipedia: "Also called Radium F, polonium was discovered by Marie Curie and Pierre Curie in 1898 and was later named after Marie's home land of Poland. Poland at the time was under Russian domination, and not recognized as a nation. It was Marie's hope that naming the element after her home land would add noteriety to its plight. Polonium may be the first element named to highlight a political controversy."
Thomas Schneider from the National Cancer Institute in Maryland told me about a protein called Dam Methylase, which is part of the 'dam modification gene' of E. coli. And Mirela Matecic has been working with a whole series of yeast proteins called SIR. The are know as 'Sir Silencer' molecules because they are involved in silencing and repression, although they sound more like one of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table. Another strangely-named protein is called 'the DEAD box' after its amino acid conserved sequence (emailed to me by Israel Barrantes).
Jenny Allcock told me that her biology textbook was called "Living Things" and was written by the appropriately named author V. Slaughter.
On the subject of authors, Rob Towart emailed me to say that he'd
discovered a large number of papers by the two Phil brothers, D. Phil and M.
Phil. They have been very active for at least 50 years, in very diverse
areas.....D. Phil from the 50's, with interests from cirrhosis to scuba
diving, and the younger M. Phil from the 80's with interests from cleft lip to
retinitis pigmentosa... So, either Phil is a very common surname for
scientists, or the Journals have been mistaking the qualification suffix,
M.Phil and D.Phil, for another author's name. Maybe we'll start seeing papers
'authored' by the famous chemists M.Chem and M.Sci soon, as well.
Rob also told me of another unusual scientific family, with the surname of Jr. The large Jr family have some 30 publications, according to PubMed, although each seems to be a different author: S.R. Jr, G.M. Jr, R.L. Jr, etc. There is even one poor member of this (extended?) family who has no first name, but has published on redox indicators with the more conventionally-named B.D. Jones and J.D. Ingle. Again, their work extends over 40 years, and covers everything from physical chemistry to cardiovascular effects in the rainbow trout. I'm guessing again that this is a typo by the Journal, who have mistaken the suffix 'Jr' meaning 'Junior' as the full surname, so instead of say, "Paul May, Jr" being cited as "P. May, Jr.", it's become "P.M. Jr."
On the same theme, Bob Bagnall recalled that medical papers always insist on adding the authors' qualifications, and that gradually a fictitious author called B.Chir began to appear in the medical literature, thanks, no doubt, to an error at the printers. He/she had no qualifications, of course, since he/she was actually someone else's qualifications. But amazingly the 'author' gradually acquired qualifications of their own, which was probably due to over-enthusiasm by a Journal editor who couldn't track down the actual qualifications and decided to add some general medical ones. After that, presumably the qualifications stuck.
Bob also said that there are articles by multiple authors that include someone called Ibid, or sometime I.bid. And he remembers seeing an article by a Russian where the author submitted the article with a line after the abstract that in Russian read something like 'submitted XXXX' where XXXX was the date of submission. The editor mistook this for a name and date, and the word 'submitted' in Russian became an author of the paper!
Andy Mance used to work with a dye called Fat Brown B, which sounds like the name of a jazz singer. It is also called by its less jazzy name of Solvent Red 3, and Kay Dekker sent me its structure: C18H16N2O2.
Andy Wigginton from the University of Kentucky says that they sometimes deal with a group of pollutants that can be released from underground gasoline storage tanks. These include Benzene, Toluene, Ethylbenzene, and Xylene, which they abbreviate as B-TEX, which sounds like an invocation to become a cowboy. When they are just concerned with the last three pollutants, they are simply TEX (somehow it seems appropriate that a gasoline-derived group of pollutants should be so associated with home of the US ex-President).
Finsen tells me that the octafluoroxenates with the anion
XeF82- are the most stable noble gas compounds known.
But if any analogous krypton compounds were ever made, they would probably be
called fluorokryptonates in the higher oxydation stages and
fluorokryptonites in the lower oxidation stages, in accordance
with traditional nomenclature - for instance, sodium
tetrafluorokryptonite, Na2KrF4. He says that this
might possibly be a useful substance to have around if you were planning to
rob a bank in Metropolis? Tue Bruun Petersen, however, thinks that the name
kryptonite would have been given to the anion KrO22-
before IUPAC nomenclature was enforced.
Recently it was reported that new mineral has been identified in a mine in Serbia that has the same chemical formula as Superman's kryptonite - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide. This is same scientific name that was written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luthor from a museum in the film 'Superman Returns'. The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite. Unfortunately, the mineral cannot be called kryptonite under international nomenclature rules because it has nothing to do with krypton gas. Instead, it will be formally named jadarite since Jadar is the name of the place where the Serbian mine is located.
On the same theme, Christian Thřgersen told me that the photo below comes from an actual Periodic Table, which features the applications of the various elements in its various states and forms. It looks like somebody put in the extra description of krypton for fun, and it went unnoticed until some undergraduate with a digital cam found it.
Charles Turner has also found a link to the chemical with the longest name in a scientific Journal. It is the 1,913 character long, 267 sequence amino acid, and is the full name for Tryptophan Synthetsase:
A full description of this molecule and the history of its name is given at http://www.quinion.com/words/qa/qa-imm1.htm
On the same topic of long molecule names, he also tells me that 6,8-DidEeoxy-6-(1-methyl-4-propyl-2-pyrrolidinecarboxamido)-1-thio-D-erythro-D-galacto-octapyranoside (75 letters and 15 hyphens, total 100 characters) is found in the OED2, although not as a vocabulary entry. Instead it appears in a citation for the word 'lincomycin'.
Charles Osborne tells me that Monsanto produced the early Light Emitting Diodes back in the sixties from gallium arsenide - GaAs. Apparently they couldn't resist calling their products: GaAs Lites!
Wayne Povey from Keele University said that one molecule name that makes him chuckle is methylisobutyl ketone abbreviated to MIBK, which always makes him think of Men in Black: Agent K, played by Tommy Lee Jones.
Graham Sewell remembers that during his undergrad days at Sussex University someone had graffitied the following slogan on wall of the stage 3 cargo lift in the Chemistry Dept: "Potassium Ethoxide rules, C2H5OK"
Staying with schools, Mole Day is an unofficial holiday celebrated among chemistry students in North America on 23rd October, between the hours of 6:02 am and 6:02 pm. This is because in the American style of writing dates it is 6:02 10/23, which resembles the Avogadro constant 6.02x1023 (number of atoms in a mole). There is also a Pi Day (March 14, 3/14), a Square Root day, and a Towel Day (a tribute to Douglas Adams and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
Plutonium Page Sebring from the University of New Mexico likes
the idea of reverse polarity organic reactions, which go by the silly name of
'Umpolung reactions'. It sounds a bit like one of the songs sung by the
Oompa–Loompas (photo right) in the original film 'Willy Wonka and the
Kay Dekker also tells me about a human protein which mediates the transbilayer movement of plasma membrane phospholipids, and is called 'Scramblase'. It got its name since it can transport (scramble) the negatively-charged phospholipids from the inner-leaflet to the outer-leaflet of a cell wall, and vice versa. There are five scramblases in humans are members of the larger family of phospholipid translocators known as flippases
Charles Turner has sent me the definition of the mineral Cactolith, which is: "A quasi-horizontal chonolith, composed of anastomising ductoliths, whose distal ends curl like a harpolith, thin like a sphenolith, or bulge discordantly like an akmolith or ethmolith." This definition was coined by the US Geological Survey geologist Charles Butler Hunt, as a satirical jab at the absurd geological terms that were proliferating faster than rabbits, and at the many geologists who seemed to be taking themselves too seriously. He later went on to publish the books "How to collect Mountains" and "Dating mining camps with tin cans and bottles". [Ref: C.B. Hunt, Geology and geography of the Henry Mountains region, Utah, 1953].
Anthony Saglimbeni says that at Grad school, they used to call Sodium Methoxide by the nickname 'Naomi' (Na-OMe), so that you'd add a pinch of Naomi to a reaction and watch it go!
Rob Towart found an article from the Canadian Medical Assoc. Journal 93 (1965) about a hypothetical new contraceptive drug shown left. The authors named it 'armpitin', since 'its effectiveness was most pronounced when applied to the female axillary regions.' Readers can quickly identify the mode of operation, being associated with the numerous NO groups in the molecule. In fact, the number of NO groups can be modified from one to infinity. The authos state that the contraceptive effect is directly proportional to the number of NO groups in the molecule, with each NO corresponding to one day's contraceptive effect.
Neil Brookes emailed me to say that in the 1970's there was a filtration-aid called Dicalite (which gave rise to 'She was only the chemist's daughter, but she set your....', etc).
John Wolstenholme emailed me to say that he remembered a Professor at Oxford who once synthesised a Mo compound containing some olefinic and amine ligands, and (unsuccessfully) tried to get it named 'ene amine amyne a Mo'. And similarly, Matt Jandreau told me that one of his professors mentioned a new molecule (structure, right) in organic chemistry. He said "Old McDonald made this molecule... ene-yne-ene-yne-one".
John Wright told me that in the 1960s there was a report of Kryptic acid (Science 142 242, 1964), but no-one ever managed to repeat the work, and it is now treated as an error.
Gary Randall emailed me to suggest Oleic acid , and said that it was often called Bullfighter's Acid. Geddit?
Joe Kosmoski told me the following: "Several years ago, I was lucky enough to sit in on a Seminar titled 'Dog CRAP'. Most Chemists know that CRAP stands for Crude Reagent and Products, and that iron (Fe) is know as the dog metal. Hence when conducting reactions with iron, one would expect to find plenty of Dog CRAP." And on a similar theme, John Lamper suggested that the chemical formula for dog's urine should be K9P, while David Govett said that its chemical name should be fidourine (Fido-Urine).
And on the subject of acronyms, Joe Davidson from the University of Michigan came up with the following common abbreviations for molecules: TEA (Triethylamine, an organic Bronsted base), TIPS (Tri-isopropylsilane, a protecting group for alcohols), MOM (Methoxymethane, or methoxymethyl, an ether that also protects alcohols), and COD (1,4-cyclo-octadiene, a common ligand for many transition metals, that ironically has a potent odour of fish). Kevin Anderson also suggested that mercaptoundecanol can be abbreviated as MUD. Must be a messy synthesis...
Silver is a wonderful inorganic compound suggested by Michael Klemmer,
although it doesn't actually exist. If it did, it would surely be the Lone
Ranger's favourite molecule. For those of you who don't remember this classic
TV series, the Lone Ranger rode a horse called Silver, and his catch phrase
was "Hi-O-Silver...away!" I haven't yet found a molecule called Tonto,
though... This originally appeared as graffiti on a bathroom stall in the
Chemistry building at the University of Minnesota as the reaction:
AgO + HI HIO + Ag [Up arrow] (Away!)
[Thanks to John H. Havener, Jr for the formula, and to Bob Buntrock for the equation.]
Carl Kemnitz and Michael A. Bailey both told me that barbituric acid was named by its discoverer, Baeyer, after a girl named Barbara with whom he was enamoured. There are two additional "Barbara" molecules that are of interest: barbaralane and barbaralone. But barbaralane is not named after the street on which Barbara lived. The barbaralone is a bit more depressing whether you interepret it as barbara-alone or barber alone (bad business).
Bert Ramsay tells me that he developed a hypothetic molecule called E-cubane, named after the artist MC Escher, who was renown for his 3D pictures of 'impossible' structures and buildings'. E-cubane is an 'impossible' version of cubane, as you can see from the image right.
Adam Hill told me about fictitious molecules called 'propyl people ethers' after the novelty song, "Purple People Eaters" written and performed by Sheb Wooley (1921-2003), that reached #1 in the US pop charts in 1958.
Chemists have always had a problem with pronunciation...why should anion be pronounded an-ion, and not ay-neon (like onion)? And what about cation and dication, why pronounce them die-cat-ion, not dick-ayshun as it should be in normal English rules? And if there's no charge at all, it's unionised...now is that un-ionised or union-ised? [Thanks to Peter Rice and to Bob Bagnall for this last one].
Bob Bagnall also told me of an article he once wrote in which he mused on
the choice of the name Buckminsterfullerene for beautifully symmetrical
ball-like moleules. He then offered the name Carbunclene or its
saturated equivalent Carbunclane to describe molecules at the other end
of the beauty scale - in other words the ugly misshapen or warty molecules of
this world. He was following Prince Charles, of course, who described a
particular modern London building as a 'carbuncle'. Sadly the name carbunclene
hasn't caught on, but it remains as a suggestion for any synthetic chemists
who make a particularly butt-ugly molecule and can't decide what to call
Bob also told me that in another article he wrote for New Scientist he suggested that scientific prominence was inversely proportional to frequency of surname, and as proof he offered the fact that I knew of no Smith, Jones or Brown laws. And he'd never met an Avagadro in his entire life. He called it "Bagnall's Hypothesis" and drew flak from one or two Smiths who offered a mathematical puzzle called "Smith's Conjecture". He suggested that the best way to succeed in science if you have a common surname is to change it by deed-poll to something unusual. He even suggested a suitable name - noting that Newton (NEW TON) and Einstein (trans. ONE STONE) were units of mass, he suggested that some variation on GRAM might do the trick. How about Anna Gram?
Carl Kemnitz also tells me that conceptually, the strangest Journal article title that he's come across was "Stiff and Sticky in the Right Places: The Dramatic Influence of Preorganizing Guest Binding Sites on the Hydrogen Bond-Directed Assembly of Rotaxanes." Rotaxanes, by their very nature are pure innuendo since they are rod-like molecules that are thrust through the hole of a cyclic structure (imagine demonstrating the concept by placing your index finger of one hand through the hole in the other hand made by the "OK" symbol). What makes things better is that one of the authors' names was Teat and another Wong. How this made it past the editors of JACS, I don't know. The reference is: J. Am. Chem. Soc. 123 (2001) 5983.
And on the subject of curiously named authors for papers, I can cite one of my own papers about the Chemistry of Space Dust, whose authors were: D.R. Flower, G. Pineau des Foręts, D. Field and P.W. May, Mon. Not. R. Astron. Soc. 280 (1996) 447, i.e. the very Spring-like: Field, Forest, Flower and May!
Continuing the theme, Sikke M. Kingma from Leiden University told me: "I was reminded of a paper known in 'my' field (theoretical chemistry/chemical physics) containing tables with detailed numbers describing "Bounds to Two- and Three-Body Long-Range Interaction Coefficients for S-State Atoms" (J. Chem. Phys., 83, (1985) 3002 ), with authors called (J.M.) Standard and (P.R.) Certain."
Another classic, sent to me by Jan Linders, concerns strianed molecules, with the superb title "Foregoing Rigidity to Achieve Greater Intimacy" (A. Filatov, et al, Angew. Chemie Int. Ed, 48 (2009) 8473.
And still on the same theme, Daniel Shane from Cambridge University tell me that George Gamow and his student Ralph Alpher once wrote a famous cosmogenesis paper, and Gamow put Hans Bethe's name on it as well, just so it would be by Alpher, Bethe and Gamow (alpha, beta and gamma). It is further alleged that Gamow tried to persuade another scientist (R.C. Herman) to change his name to Delter, and come in as a fourth author, to add to the joke. I believe the paper was published in the Physical Review on April 1, 1948.
Turner told me of a biological paper which has managed to get the phrase 'Shit
happens' into the title of a respected scientific Journal! The paper concerns
the various creatures (dung beetles, amphibians, etc) that can live in
elephant droppings, and is actually entitled: "Shit Happens
(to be Useful)! Use of Elephant Dung as Habitat by Amphibians", A.
Campos-Arceiz, Biotropica 41 (2009) 406.
Charles also tells me of two other funny titles for scientific articles: "New Dust Belts of Uranus: One Ring, Two Ring, Red Ring, Blue Ring", and "How to Think, Say, or Do Precisely the Worst Thing for Any Occasion" which both appeared in Science. His favourite, though is "Crabs and Barnacles of the Texas Panhandle"; the joke being that the Texas panhandle is a desert, so you're about as likely to find crabs and barnacles there as you are to find a polar bear in the African jungle.
And yet more on the same theme, there are 4 papers by an American/Italian group who, for a joke, added a fictitious author by the name of Stronzo Bestiale, which means 'brutal/beastly turd'. The refs are: Hoover W.G., Posch H.A., Bestiale S., J. Chem Phys. 87 (1987) 6665; Moran B., Hoover W.G., Bestiale S., J. Stat. Phys. 8 (1987) 709; W.G. Hoover, H.A. Posch, B.L. Holian and S. Bestiale, Bull. Am. Phys. Soc. 32,(1987) 824; and W.G. Hoover, B. Moran, B. Holian, H. Posch and S. Bestiale, Bull. Am. Phys. Soc. 32, (1987) 1370. Stronzo Bestiale is allegedly affiliated to the Institute for Advanced Studies at Palermo, Sicily, which is fictitious. [Thanks to Fabio Pichierri and David Richerby for some of this info].
And yet more on the same theme, there are a number of papers in journals by authors named Yin and Yang. A chemistry related one is: Yin C. and Yang C.Z. J. Appl. Polymer Sci, 82 (2001) 263.
Another Journal curiousity: In the Journal called Physical Chemistry Chemical Physics, which is often abbreviated as PCCP, there was a paper published entitled "PCCP does exist" about the P-C-C-P molecule. [PCCP, 2(10), 2000, 2245.]
The Journal Angewandte Chemie International Edition has for several years been including various silly puns, jokes, and references to popular culture in the by-lines for their articles. A number of these have been listed in the website Carbon-based Curiosities and in Derek Lowe's blog, but I've included some here. The one below is obviously a pun relating to the well-known computer game...
...and there are others referring to Star Trek, Marvel Comics, Terminator and the X-files, as well as music references, such as Mike Oldfield, Ace of Base, Tina Turner, Jimi Hendrix, Offspring, My Sharona, Le Freak, System addict, the Sex Pistols, old classics like Roll out the Barrel, On Top of Old Smokey and 'Yes, we have no bananas', the American Automobile Association, the London Tube, and just generally groan-inspiring puns: , ,  and . If anyone has any more, I'll be happy to add them to the list...
Jerry Van Cleeff emailed me to say that it was curious that the organic molecule named Fluorene (C13H10) doesn't contain the element Fluorine. He also said that he'd heard that "Scientists in Pisa, Italy, have discovered a possible reason why the Leaning Tower cannot be fixed - the soil around the tower contains the aromatic compound Azulene" Geddit?
and Thomas Jeanmaire gave me the link to the wonderful environmentally active web site to do with banning the dangerous chemical 'Dihydrogen Monoxide'.
Bob Lidral told me about the fictitious molecule thiotimoline, which was invented by the Sci-Fi author Isaac Asimov as a joke. He wrote a spoof article describing experiments with thiotimoline, and said that was so soluble that it dissolved in water up to 1.3 seconds before the water was added! The full story of the spoof is here, and the full article by Asimov is here.
Malin Dollinger, a cancer physician from LA, told me that there are two drugs that are used to to bring back patients who are hopelessly ill with cancer. These drugs are known by their nicknames in humorous exchanges among cancer physician colleages, as Resurectine and Lazarine.
And on the subject of fictitious drug names, Charles Turner sent me the following:
"In Pharmacology all drugs have two names - a trade name and a
generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of
acetaminophen (or paracetamol in the UK). Aleve is also called
naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were : mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin."
Christopher C. Wells, Anne Gorden and Vincent Schüler have sent me a huge list of molecules named after places...himalayamine, pakistanamine, americanin, ecuadorin, grenadadiene, virginiamycin, mauritiamine, alaskene, texaphyrin, alaskaphyrin, taiwanins, montanastatin, mediterranenols, bahamamide, arizonins, pacifenol, brazilin, argentinine, guyanin, jamaicin, louisianins, floridanolide, oregonenes, utahin, michigazone , ukrain, malaysic acid, thailandine, mongolicains, vanuatine, australinols, tasmanine, vietnamine, angolamycin, gabonine, senegalene, madagascarin, tanzanene, ugandoside, yemenimycin, syriamycin, jordanine, atlantone, mexicanolide, panamine, albanols, srilankenyne, seychellogenine and borneol. But there doesn't appear to be a molecule named after Britain...?
David Vogel informed me that in his lab, they often say "Did you take your Dumacium today?" when someone does something stupid. He also thinks it would make an appropriate name for a placebo. On a similar theme, Lynton Cox told me that he once sent a know-it-all technician to look for some Tedium sulphate and Euphorium nitrate. And he's still waiting for someone to discover a super metal for musical instruments Didumdidumdium! He also says that chemists synthesise precipitates all the time but he's have never seen precipitic acid.
Speaking of placebos, Paul Bohn from Mount Sterling, OH, USA sent me the following extract from a book called The Throwing Madonna: Essays on the Brain.
"Placebos raise a problem in these days of the pharmacist labeling pill bottles with their contents. One cannot admit that the pill is nothing but sugar if it is to work, so a fancy brand name is needed. Among the proposals made in the scientist's humor magazine The Journal of Irreproducible Results for what to name a brand-name placebo are Confabulase, Gratifycin, Deludium, Hoaxacillin, Dammitol, Placebic Acid and Panacease." Apparently, 'obecalp' is also used as well.
James Fieldsend sent me this chemistry one-liner, which would make a nice email quote: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
And Andy told me about a conversation he'd had with a young chemistry pupil, who asked him what 'borax' was. Not wanting to be sidetracked at that precise moment he answered, "It's what a Japanese carpenter says when he hits his thumb with a hammer."
And finally, a chemical joke sent in by Richard H McCaffrey:
Did you hear about the chemist who walked
into a pub and asked for a pint of adenosine
The bartender said "Sure thing...that'll be ATP, please." (80p in English money, geddit?)
The Case of the Missing Joules
Inspector Sherlock Ohms, of Standard International Yard, was driving across the Wheetstone Bridge in his '09 Maxwell. He was trying to remember Ava Gadro's number so he could call and data for the Policeman's Ball-when suddenly he blew a tire.
"OH- Nernst" said Sherlock, "I don't have a tire ion with me, but luckily ammonia short distance from the Ideal Gas Station."
(This business was handled by Saul Vent, who, at the moment, was freon bail).
Just as the inspector emerged from the station, a rubber policeman whizzed by on his Carnot cycle. Ohms knew he was deuteride by, but he wondered watt made him rush so. He shouted atom, but he was gone. Ohms' reaction was instantaneous. By radio activity he learned that Micro Farad, Recipro City's top-ranking rookie, was chasing a joule thief.
Ohms chased Micro down Elect Road, around the Elastic Modulus, back over Salt Bridge and up into Farren Heights. He turned left at the Old Ball Mill, went past the Mono Clinic, the Palladium, and all the way to the liquid junction at Endothermic Street. They were almost across the city line when Sherlock's car swerved and crashed into a Van der Waal. The impact splintered the Plancks and punched a big hole in the hydrolysis system.
"I node that was going to happen," said Sherlock, "but I'd beta catch up to him."
Quickly he volted out of his rectilinear and took up the chase on foot. He soon came across Micro, standing in a magnetic field, holding Ann Hydrate and Al Doll at bay.
"Watt's the meaning of this?" queried the Inspector, and the copper was quick to explain.
"Well, Sir, I stopped in at the Invar Bar, a local dyne and dance spot, for a couple of quartz of Lambert Beer when I noticed Ann Hydrate sitting alone at a two-place log table. I knew some joule thieves had made a radon Ethyl Benzene's country estate, and I spotted one of the Benzene rings on her, along with a para Ethyl's earrings.
"Anode an explanation of this, but before I could torque to her, she was in her coat of rust and out the door. Being true to the Kopp's Rule, I was quick to follow; but when she got into her Monochromatic-8, I knew I was infra tough chase. Fortunately her engine started Fehling just beyond the city limits and I caught her."
"She had led me to the missing joules, and also to her accomplice, Al Doll, who was about to barium in a hollow common log, under the square roots of this deserted magnetic field. While we were waiting for you, their other partner, Cal Orie, tried to run me down with his Mercury. Did that make my blood Boyle! I dodged and hit him with a bag of Boltz . . . man! Did that change his molar concentration!"
"But really, Inspector, there wasn't any trig in catching these joule thieves. I just Van't Hoff on a normal lead - don't you zinc that explains it?"
Inspector Ohms beamed. "Son, you'll go on nights for this!"
(In effect, this was a promotion - for in Recipro City, nitrates are much mohr than those faraday man.)
Probably the most famous chemistry song is 'The Elements' by Tom Lehrer in which he recites the name of every chemical element to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's 'Modern Major General'. There's also a version of this song (The Drugs Song) by Drs Suman Biswas and Adam Kay, but reciting the names of common chemicals and medical drugs. These guys have also written a song about the ultimate medical drug: Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
David Bradley emailed me to point out a collection of popular songs whose lyrics have been altered to turn them into chemistry songs.
And Anthony Shireman told me that his Biochemistry professor sings some crazy songs that are biochemistry related at the end of every term.
Here's a little limerick, sent in by Gregory Bond.
"A mosquito was heard to complain
that a chemist had poisoned his brain.
The cause of his sorrow
And another little ditty, sent in by Garry Heather from Sony.
"Ernie was a chemist,
now Ernie is no more.
For what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4."
Here's a ditty that was taught to Jerry Goodenough by his Chemistry teacher.
Poor Jimmy, finding life a bore,
Drank some H2SO4.
Jimmy's father, an MD,
Gave him CaCO3.
Now he's neutralised, it's true,
But he's full of CO2. [The last line to be interrupted by a burping sound!]
Here's a limerick sent to me by Ian Livingstone.
There was a young chemist from Ryde,
Who drank a foul poison and died.
It was ortho-hydroxy-
...as well as a large collection of Peculiar Scientific Names from the biological world by Doug Yanega from the University of California.
and another load of peculiar and funny biological names can be found at Mark Isaac's Curiosities of Biological Nomenclature page.
Another fun page is Named things in Chemistry and Physics, based at York University in Toronto, Canada, which contains lots of info and anecdotes about famous scientists, named reactions, etc.
and Lloyd Evans has a collection of odd and double-entendre terms in Chemistry.
A detailed source of weird and wonderful names, especially in organic chemistry can be found in "Organic Chemistry - the Name Game", by Alex Nickon and Ernest F. Silversmith (Pergammon, New York, 1987).
A list of factual information and spurious anecdotes about famous scientists can be found at: http://www.famous-scientists.net/
And you may like to look at The Journal of Unpublished Chemistry which is "an international journal for the communication of chemistry which is inappropriate for submission to any other publication".
...and related to that, are the Ig Nobel Prizes which "are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative - and spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology".
On a similar theme, there's the magazine Null Hypothesis, which bills itself as the Journal of Unlikely Science.
The Abbreviations of Chemical Compounds can also give hours of fun for all the family...
...and there is a list of humour from school teachers at: http://www.teacherhumor.com/
and a list of Urban Legends relating to college subjects, and another nice page about silly things written by students in chemistry exams.
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